Forty Things A BOF Will Never Say

1. My home county is rubbish 
2. I dislike Rachmaninov
3. Would you like to come to my house for a coffee? 
4. I love housework 
5. I’m great at improvisation 
6. I dislike tinted windows
7. Only creeps smirk 
8. Vintage car rallies are for old men with beards 
9. I frequent McDonald's 
10. I never wear linen jackets 
11. I always shop at Lidl 
12. What's a script? 
13. Sprouts are lovely 
14. My Chelsea boots are second hand 
15. I drive a Volvo 
16. I go to the gym three times a week 
17. I just can't do a thing with my hair 
18. I buy my ties at Matalan 
19. Bacon gives me indigestion 
20. I can't abide opera 
21. Happiness is more important than my career 
22. I'm on a diet 
23. I'm a vegetarian
24. I hate politics 
25. Thrash metal is awesome 
26. It's vulgar to talk about money 
27. I have loads of Twitter followers 
28. The news bores me 
29. I've always wanted to go skydiving 
30. I look great in a wetsuit 
31. I would never plagiarise 
32. Range Rovers suck
33. I always support my colleagues 
34. I never pontificate 
35. I stopped using a Filofax in 1987
36. I'm not perfect
37. Credit where credit's due
38. I'm more than happy with my salary
39. This blog is hilarious
40. Thank you